Man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder
He says to the barman, "I'll have a pint of beer and a pineapple juice for Tiny"
Barman: Why is he called Tiny?
Man: Because he is My-Newt
Man goes to the Doctor
Man: Doctor there is something wrong with my hearing
Doctor: Can you describe the Symptoms?
Man: Well, there is Marge with the blue Hair, the fat bloke is called Homer, and the the kids ...
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